How to look like a PIMP at work
So this Valentine's Day, Chris, Seong, Randy,
and I decided to have lunch. The night before
I jokingly asked Chris to bring me flowers at
work. Then we got to thinking...yeah she'll bring
it to the receptionist and ask if she can bring them
in herself and create a big ol' scene. And I was
like yeah...then you can throw them in my face
when you see that I didn't get you anything...and
start crying, then run away....so my co-workers
would look at me in disgust....So the day rolls
around, Randy and Seong (looking super fobby)
come first and then I have to go run outside to flag
Chris down cuz she went the wrong way...well she
gets out of her car and has the flowers!...
we were already running a little late...well in my
mind because we couldn't decide
where to eat and I didn't want to take a long
lunch...so I could leave early...so...I just took the
flowers and brought them to my desk...as I bring
them in...I start to hear "aww how cute", "what
the hell he got flowers...I didn't get anything",
"ooooo", "dang..you got girls bringin you flowers
huh...I guess", etc. So during lunch they were sayin
how I should've went with the first plan so i could
leave work early...if they saw us fight...i would've
said, "sorry everybody I have to go fix this" and then
leave work early...then Chris goes oh well since we
didn't do what we were supposed to do...you better
not let them die!!! And I didn't...I put them in water.
Here's how I did it...

















When I got back from Mammoth this is how it looked...

















I was like alright who the hell touched my flowers...then
my co-worker goes what the hell is the matter with you
get nice flowers from a girl and that's how you put them,
you don't deserve those...THANKS CHRIS!